Because my readers seem to like spoof so much…
Naomi Campbell move over there is a new outraged, tantrum throwing bella on the block - ANGELINA JOLIE.
Angelina Jolie is said to be the most beautiful woman in the world, and has now added jealousy to her list of attributes and charities.
Angie definitely rules the roost, and she has made it quite clear that Brad is NOT to send any more love letters to the love of his life Jennifer Aniston, or kiss any female co-star on set of any movie or play or tv series EVER!! Meow - Angie your claws are darn sharp!
Angie has gone gallivanting once again and left Brad to care for all the children to ensure that he will have no time to kiss, send love letters or allow his roving eye to rove!
Jealousy reigns high in the Jolie-Pitt household and Brad is hiding behind the children for protection, especially Siloh. Brad Pitt is wary of Angie to the point of desperation, and is even thinking of giving up his movie career to be a stay at home dad and be at Angie’s beck and call at all times.
Is Angelina suffering from Post Natal Depression and not jealousy as we see it? Maybe she should consult the stars and have a word with Brooke Shields - I am sure she is “available”.
Angie darling, you have everything - wealth, children and a dream god of a man who adores you - STOP BEING A SPOILT BRAT! Jen obviously has something you don’t CLASS and FRIENDS which you don’t!
March 14th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
meg i adint think you should put too much of this some people might think this spoofs are real writting from actual media people, or that you are attacking jolie they are funny to read but i think that people who write this thigs do have an agenda against jolie.
March 14th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I was surprised to see this on your site. I like your site, but I agree with dark faith. A little too much negativity. And, uh, I sort of don’t think that JENNIFER ANISTON is the love of Brad’s life?????? Please.
March 14th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I understand you were trying to spoof, but the haters will latch onto this a proof that Angie is a bit&h. I don’t think Angie gives a second to jealousy as she is a woman who knows who she is and what she wants.
March 15th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Yes I agree, why are you posting negative info about Angie,we see enough of that from her haters. You are just feeding fuel to the fire. This is supposed to be a site for Angelina fans? Please stop! Before you know it we will be seeing this as gospel on other blogs quoted from your blog.