This just in: Angelina Jolie is a Witch!
Wednesday, December 20th, 2006Um. Not the Pagan kind or the Halloween kind with the pointy hat either… we’re talking about the kind that you can usually interchange the w for a b and still have an accurate description of the person.
US Magazine reports that a source close to Jennifer Aniston said “She is so torn-up about the fact that Brad was able to move on and has a perfect family life with that witch.?. Hmmm, if that’s to be believed, then apparently Jen is still having a hard time enduring Brad’s relatively public relationship with Angelina. I hope for everyone involved that Jen has either already moved on (every now and then a source gets it wrong, go figure!) or will move on shortly. Her original pain is starting to look a wee bit whiny.
At least the perfect family is happy. Or so we hope.





