Angelina Jolie Watch

According to the Bellfast Telegraph, Angelina Jolie was looking for someone to become a father figure for her children when she met Brad Pitt. Previous reports circling the internet have quoted her as saying that she was very happy as a single mother and was not looking for a significant other or father for Maddox or Zahara, who’s adoption was in the works at that time.

Angelina Jolie, James Haven and JH’s girlfriend at a Tomb Raider after party

Angelina and Brad have moved out of their reportedly $8,000 per night sweet in the Virgin Islands in order for Brad and Babel costar Cate Blanchette to go to the Palm Springs International Film Festival. Angelina and their Children, Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh were in Los Angeles.

When asked if Brad and Angie want another child, Brad responded, “Always, of course, we’ll let you know when we get there.�?

People Magazine reports that Brad and Angelina were in the Caribbean with Blanchett for filming of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. “We wrapped at 6 in the morning, got on a plane and got our crusty ***es here,�? Brad reports to People.

The couple will be making their way to New Orleans so Brad can film Benjamin Button.

According to many internet sites, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are considering reprising their roles as Mr. And Mrs. Smith sometime soon. While many sites are posting about this I’d like to point out that I can’t substantiate any of their claims and find a good source, but that doesn’t mean their wrong.

According to a few sites, the idea that has been pitched to the studio execs is one in which John and Jane Smith will be parents. Even if a movie isn’t in the works, ABC announced that Mr. and Mrs. Smith will be turned into a new TV show, and while the series won’t have Brad and Angelina in it, the plot should be pretty good.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have packed up the family and relocated from Panama, where they have spent the majority of the last couple of weeks. Sources for Page Six have spied the family in the Virgin Islands at Caneel Bay Resort. Apparently they’re spending their hard earned dough on a 5 bedroom $8,000 per night beachfront villa. Supposedly Brangelina plus (kids and nannies) showed up with 97 pieces of luggage. That’s a lot of bathing suits!

I’ve 2 things to say about these pictures…
1) Is Brad smoking?
2) Isn’t Angelina brave to wear white with 3 little kids? Or is she just crazy?

I can’t tell you haw many times I saw this video many moons ago and never realized that it was our dear Angelina. She looks so… innocent and frightened and yet… provocative. I’ve always been a big Meatloaf fan, but I think watching young-Angie in this video can make a Meatloaf lover out of any AJ fan.

I think few will disagree that Angelina Jolie is just that. Beautiful. As a single woman finding herself. As a mother. As a blond or brunette. Long hair or short. She’s just beautiful.

I came across this interview of Angelina and Brad in Namibia from last summer. It seems that the interview is from shortly after the birth of Shiloh Nouvel. I have to say, all woman should look that good shortly after giving birth. Oh, and when watching this? Watch Brad… is it my imagination or does he look… bored?

Of all the things for people to have problems with in this world, a group of linguistics at the Lake Superior State University in Michigan officially “hates” the habit we have of combining celebrity names, ala TomKat and Brangelina. The group has announced that the combining of celebrity names is “so lame and pathetic that it’s “lamethetic”.

Pot, please meet the kettle.

Apparently, every year ‘these guys’ announce a list of words they want banned from the English Dictionary. This years list, “Lake Superior State University’s annual list of words banished “for mis-use, over-use and general uselessness” (Which comes with my commentary just for extra joy and excitement):

• Gitmo - Guantanamo Bay is a little long for bumper stickers, don’t you think? Is this the only university in the history of schools that doesn’t have an acronym?
• Combined celebrity names - But where would we be without FedEx, TomKat, TomKitten and our own beloved Brangelina?
• Awesome - This one is getting a little old
• Gone/went missing - As apposed to location deficient?
• Pwn or pwned, a misspelling of “own” used by online video gamers - They lost me on this one… can they not find the O key?
• Now playing in theaters - What other options do you have?
• We’re pregnant - I’m not a mommy blogger, but I’m with them on this one… what part of “we” is pregnant?
• Undocumented alien - Is illegal… Illegal?
• Armed robbery/drug deal gone bad - A much nicer way to say “innocent people didn’t live”
• Truthiness - Hehehe
• Ask your doctor - Seems a vast improvement over “ask WebMd or your local chat forum”
• Chipotle - Restaurant or pepper?
• i-anything - Huh?
• Search - Search is a problem? Can I put Lake Superior State University in Michigan on the list of words we have problems with?
• Healthy food - Sounds better than “cooked in lard and laced with butter” to me
• Boasts - Again? I must repeat myself? Huh?

This completes the truthiness portion of today’s programming, we will now return to your regularly scheduled lamethetic programming.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are teaming up with Jeffrey Sachs and and donated “millions of dollars” to his anti-poverty organization UN Millennium Project in an effort to build the economic status in Maddox’s home country, Cambodia.

Brangelina visited Cambodia in November to try and expand Angelina’s Maddox Jolie-Pitt (MJP) project that she started over 4 years ago.

Sach’s organization, UN Millennium Project will be working to help Camborians with rice planting, and distribution of basic needed items… food, shelter and medications.

Brad also said, “It was incredibly moving to visit my son’s country.” This was Brad’s first visit to Cambodia.

I was playing around on YouTube and came across this most totally awesome video starring James Haven, Angelina Jolie’s brother (ya know, the one she kisses… possibly with tongue). I think he needs to do some (more) work on the big screen, what do you all think?

According to Yahoo!, baby Shiloh is the #2 celebrity baby search of 2006, beat out only by Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Also on the list, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline, sons of Britney Spears and FedEx (#’s 3 & 4 respectively), Kingston Rossdale #5 (Gwen Stefani), David Banda #6 (Madonna and Guy Richie’s adopted son from Africa), Moses Martin #7 (Gwyneth Paltrow), Grier Hammond Henchy #8 (little sister of Rowan Francis, parents Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy), the newest fruit of Donald Trumps loins, Barron William Trump at #9 , and last but not least #10 is Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, daughter of Anna Nicole Smith.

A few days ago, while in Panama, Angelina and Brad visited the Frank Gehry Museum. Brad and the world-renouned architect Gehry are friends now, but once upon a time, it was rumored that Brad wanted to be an apprentice under Gehry. In response, Gehry stated, “Brad Pitt called me and asked if he could come visit me in the office. And he said, ‘I’d love to come work in a place like this,’ and I said, ‘You’re hired’. It was a joke.�?

Kate, a very talented artist, has produced a work called “Blessed Art Thou” depicting Angelina Jolie as the Madonna. Angelina’s Children, Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh are also shown in the painting. The work is to be on display January 5th through the 8th at Miami’s Miami Convention Center for their Art Miami Fair. Kate will be on location Friday and Saturday.