Angelina Jolie Watch

OK! magazine’s says that plans are in the works for Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt to hang out.  The gossip magazine says that Angelina Jolie  and Kattie Holmes chatted at a Golden Globe party back in January and made plans to get the two little girls together.

Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt already knew one another from their film Interview with a Vampire. Of course the two women talked about the kids.  “Both talked at length about their children,” said a source, “and they agreed to get their little girls together.”

According to a family insider, Suri  doesn’t take to other children quickly. “Suri’s a very shy young lady. Even when Tom or Katie have taken her to a park or beach and tried to introduce her to other kids for a little playtime, it hasn’t worked. She’s very clingy.”

Being friends with another celebrity family is the perfect opportunity to help Suri come out of her shell. “Because of security reasons, Katie can’t have just any child over to her home. But with celebrity tots like Shiloh and Zahara, there’s no problem.”

“Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls,” the friend “It’s something she has wanted to do for ages,” added another source close to the actress. “Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well,” says the insider, “and Suri is already getting into the idea.”

I doubt very seriously that much of this is true but it sure it fun thinking about these two precious little girls hanging out.

Of all the things for people to have problems with in this world, a group of linguistics at the Lake Superior State University in Michigan officially “hates” the habit we have of combining celebrity names, ala TomKat and Brangelina. The group has announced that the combining of celebrity names is “so lame and pathetic that it’s “lamethetic”.

Pot, please meet the kettle.

Apparently, every year ‘these guys’ announce a list of words they want banned from the English Dictionary. This years list, “Lake Superior State University’s annual list of words banished “for mis-use, over-use and general uselessness” (Which comes with my commentary just for extra joy and excitement):

• Gitmo - Guantanamo Bay is a little long for bumper stickers, don’t you think? Is this the only university in the history of schools that doesn’t have an acronym?
• Combined celebrity names - But where would we be without FedEx, TomKat, TomKitten and our own beloved Brangelina?
• Awesome - This one is getting a little old
• Gone/went missing - As apposed to location deficient?
• Pwn or pwned, a misspelling of “own” used by online video gamers - They lost me on this one… can they not find the O key?
• Now playing in theaters - What other options do you have?
• We’re pregnant - I’m not a mommy blogger, but I’m with them on this one… what part of “we” is pregnant?
• Undocumented alien - Is illegal… Illegal?
• Armed robbery/drug deal gone bad - A much nicer way to say “innocent people didn’t live”
• Truthiness - Hehehe
• Ask your doctor - Seems a vast improvement over “ask WebMd or your local chat forum”
• Chipotle - Restaurant or pepper?
• i-anything - Huh?
• Search - Search is a problem? Can I put Lake Superior State University in Michigan on the list of words we have problems with?
• Healthy food - Sounds better than “cooked in lard and laced with butter” to me
• Boasts - Again? I must repeat myself? Huh?

This completes the truthiness portion of today’s programming, we will now return to your regularly scheduled lamethetic programming.

According to Yahoo!, baby Shiloh is the #2 celebrity baby search of 2006, beat out only by Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Also on the list, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline, sons of Britney Spears and FedEx (#’s 3 & 4 respectively), Kingston Rossdale #5 (Gwen Stefani), David Banda #6 (Madonna and Guy Richie’s adopted son from Africa), Moses Martin #7 (Gwyneth Paltrow), Grier Hammond Henchy #8 (little sister of Rowan Francis, parents Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy), the newest fruit of Donald Trumps loins, Barron William Trump at #9 , and last but not least #10 is Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, daughter of Anna Nicole Smith.

Parade Magazine has just released their 2006 Year-End Pop Culture Poll, and according to the poll Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angie.

Under the category of “Who has the hottest bod in Hollywood?” Jennifer Aniston won 23% of the votes while Jessica Alba won at 24%. I don’t think anyone can deny that Aniston has a hot body, I also don’t think that Angelina is loosing any sleep from not beating Jen in this category. Not to mention, Angie got the guy.

Jennifer Aniston

Jen looking all hot

Also worth mentioning from this poll (not all are Angelina related, but I found them interesting none-the-less)…

In the category of “Which boldface name would you want to host your New Year’s Eve party?” The new domestic diva, Rachael Ray, came in second with 27% and the original domestic diva, Martha Stewart, got 9% of the vote. Oprah came in first but I don’t actually like her so whatever.

Rachael Ray

“Which boldface name would you like to trade places for a day?” Oprah 46%, Angelina Jolie (15%), George W. Bush (10%) and George Clooney (9%).

Angelina, Brad, Maddox and Zahara

“The most shocking celeb news of 2006“, and O.J. Simpson’s (unpublished) book (34%), the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son, and her Dannilyn Hope’s paternity nightmare (21%), Mel Gibson’s ‘tude (17%) and the news that celebs like Lance Bass and Neil Patrick Harris are gay (5%). I would like everyone to notice that Brit and K-Fed didn’t make this list… guess it didn’t surprise anyone that they split and she’s a bit of a flake, at least lately.

Anna Nicole Smith

Voted “Mother of the Year“? Angelina Jolie with 26% of the vote. Reese Witherspoon came in second with 21% and Gwyneth Paltrow came in third with 17%. Britney Spears and Whitney Houston tied for last place with 1.5% each. And here I didn’t even know that Whitney HAD a child (hard to miss Brit’s).

Angelina and Maddox

Reese Witherspoon with her kids Ava and Deacon

As Parade puts it, Angelina’s “baby-daddy/boyfriend” Brad Pitt received 34% of the vote and is “Father of the Year“. Ben Affleck is second with 27% and Matt Damon third with 13%. FedEx come in last with 1.5%

Brad and Zahara

Which closet does everyone want? Jennifer Aniston’s at (41%), no other female even came close. Brad came in second for the men with 13% (P. Diddy was first with 14%).

Jennifer Aniston who needs to brush her hair

The fantasy tabloid headlines that people want to come true in ‘07? #1 “Paris Hilton Goes Into Permanent Hiding�? 36%. “TomKat Abducted By Aliens�? 20% and “Oprah Running for Prez!�? is third, with 17%.

TomKat sans the kitten

“The television show that respondents would most like to join the cast of?” Grey’s Anatomy. No stretch there.

McDreamy

“Denim is timeless and trendsetting, so, which celeb has the best denim look?” Jennifer Aniston’s bootcut jeans are everyone’s favorite (48%). Matthew McConaughey’s tight jeans and cowboy boots came in second (20%). Third were Brad Pitt’s crisp, tailored jeans (15%) and forth were Jessica Simpson’s Daisy Duke jean shorts (9%).

Brad Pitt looking all hot in jeans

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