Yeah so I’m sure what her deal is but Roseanne suddenly has it in for Angelina and her entire family. Here’s a snippet of some things she wrote about Angelina, Brad and Jon Voight on her blog/website:

jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).
Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party’s worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa…??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and cambodian sons you are photo’d with weekly too who’s pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America’s right right wing military incursions too.
There’s so much wrong and sad about this post I can’t even name it all.

First of all, can I get you to just consider some punctuation and paragraphs? If you are going to be irritating at least be readible.

Second, Angelina gives away nearly a third of her income to support charity not $3 out of $40 million. How much do you give Roseanne?

Third, Angelina has ever right to consider very carefully who she wants to vote for. It is also her fundamental right to keep that vote private. She’s not required to tell us who she intends to vote for. She has lent her voice to the causes she feels needs them. She isn’t required to publicly support any candidate.

Finally, Angie and Brad do everything they can to shield there children from the press. They aren’t flaunting them or putting them on display.

Roseanne get a life.  Soon.

Nooo Angelina hasn’t replaced Tom as the top celeb Scientologist. She’s taking over a movie role that was originally meant for Tom. The spy thriller Edwin A. Salt is being rewritten to reflect the likely gender switch. The film is about a “a CIA officer who’s accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.”

Cruise was attached to the project for some time but recently decided to let it go for good. Perhaps the project is too Mision Impossible for him?

It makes sense for the studio to change he script just for Angie. She practically guarantees a movie’s success.

After Universal beefed up Jolie’s role in “Wanted” and then marketed the action film squarely on Jolie’s shoulders and watched it gross $132 million domestically, Jolie reestablished, in the wake of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith,” that she is the rare female who is viable in the action genre, which has been almost the exclusive domain of men.

If all goes plan the action thriller could serve as Angelina’s return film after her maternity leave. There are also noises that Atlas Shrugged could be in the works sooner rather. Rumors have long suggested that Angelina and Brad are both being courted to star in the film. I doubt very seriously that they both sign on for the production. They’ve got six kids now. They didn’t work at the same time before. They certainly won’t do it now.

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People has responded to rumors that they photo-shoped the smile on baby Vivienne Marcheline’s 3-week- old face for the twins recent cover. New York Magazine suggested(playfully it seems) that Vivienne was too young to respond to outside stimuli with a smile.

These babies are purported to be a mere 3 weeks old! Parenting magazine says that babies don’t smile from exterior stimulation until two to four months — even if said exterior stimulation is the most beautiful pair of humans in the entire world. Conspiracy! Photoshop! Something!

People’s director of public relations Sandi Shurgin Werfel told Fox News that the photos are legit. “Contrary to blog speculation, People did not photo-shop Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt’s smile. One can only guess that she is smiling because her parents are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.”

There’s a reason I’d smile.
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Designer Eileen West was surprised and delighted to see Angelina wearing one of her nightgowns in the family’s recent People shoot.

“I was absolutely thrilled to see Angelina Jolie wearing our La Stella gown for her photo debut with the twins. In many ways, Angelina embodies the spirit and style of Eileen West sleepwear; she’s a natural beauty, a mother, a woman on the go who maintains a sense of grace. Truly, we feel quite honored by her choice to wear the La Stella gown. Best wishes to the Jolie-Pitt family!” said Eileen West.

The company describes white gown as “a breezy, lightweight cotton rich fabric, its delicate heirloom lace originally inspired by a Victorian bodice from Eileen’s personal collection of antique finds.”

In the meantime, the gown itself will be available on the designer’s website in October on a first come first serve basis.

Celebrity Babies was able to dig up the current retailers where the gown is sold.

We found plus-size ($82) and short ($60) versions at Dillard’s, and a version under a different name at the Vermont Country Store, plus a matching robe, in white and lilac.

If you’d like buy one of the gowns you can email the company at askus@eileenwest.com.

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I’m going to take a moment and some personal privilege to veer off topic just a bit. During the last years of her life my grandmother suffered from Alzheimer’s. For my family is was difficult, confusing and debilitating. Perhaps your family has struggled with this awful illness as well.

If you have been touched by this illness in any way I’m asking you to join the Alzheimer’s Memory Walk.

The Alzheimer’s Association Memory Walk® is the nation’s largest event to raise awareness and funds for Alzheimer care, support and research – and it calls on volunteers of all ages to become champions in the fight against Alzheimer’s. There are walks in more than 600 communities. A typical Memory Walk is a 2-3 mile walk held on a weekend morning in the fall.

We who’ve been touched by the disease often feel helpless and lost. This walk is an opportunity for us fight Alzheimer’s. Please consider joining a team or volunteering for the walk in general. We can find a cure.

I know that this isn’t strictly on topic but consider Angie’s activism and humanitarianism I thought you guys wouldn’t mind.

According to the Rocky Mountain News, Angelina and Brad may host a charity event during the Democratic National Convention which will be held in Denver August 25-28. The couple is supposedly in talks with “a local promoter” about the event. No word on what charity it will benefit or if the event is part of the official festivities. If Brad and Angie are taking advantage of all the big wigs in town. My guess is the latter. If this is things comes off, they’ll have the full attention of lots of deep pocket big wigs. They could collect a tidy sum for charity. If I had to take a guess, and this is only a guess, I’d guess the event will benefit rebuilding New Orleans.

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In other news, Maddox celebrated his 7th birthday on Tuesday. To celebrate he spent the entire day with dad racing go-karts. “It was just Maddox and Brad,” says a source. “Just father-son time.” Even though dad has more real life experience it was Maddox who crossed the finish line first. Mom stayed home to watch the rest of the brood. Luckily she has help because I can’t imagine taking care of three-week-old twins and 3 kids under five. Kudos to any of you out there who has.

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In still other news Brad’s been cast in Quentin Tarantino’s World War II action-drama Inglorious Bastards,. Brad is set to play “play a Southern rebel who assembles a team of eight prisoners-turned-soldiers to battle the Nazis.” Filming starts on October 13th in Germany. I guess that means the family are hunkered down in Europe for a bit longer.

Heard any good Angie and Brad news lately?

The Spanish version of Hello! has hit the internet. It seems that we’ve got the complete spread of the Jolie-Pitt pics from Hello! and People.

Maddox is sporting a blue streak in his hair while Pax opted for blonde. Diva Shiloh has her her nails polished. The entire family is dressed in white, looking very natural and completely happy.

Brad and Angie are laughing off reports that they conceived via in vitro. “If they had been conceived by IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it,” Angie told People. “But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”

In fact, the couple was completely shocked when they found out they were having twins.

“We were in shock and could not stop laughing,” Angelina said.

Brad added, “We bust into hysterics. My sister had made a joke about twins literally the night before, because my grandparents and sis both had twins. Angie was on the table during the sonogram, and we were in hysterics. We didn’t see this one coming.”

Despite the large brood the family continues have already planned their next charity trip.

Angie: “The next trip for our Foundation will most likely be Asia to follow up on the situation in Burma and our work in Cambodia. The boys have been asking to go so we will take them when Knox and Viv are a little older.”

There next projects include “building TB/AIDS clinic in Ethiopia.”   They plan on taking Zahara there when she gets older.

Here’s what Angie and Brad have to say about their growing brood.

“It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time,” Angelina told People about the family’s daily life. The old kids enjoy playing outdoors. Hide and Seek is the favorite.

Adds Pitt: “[It's] still a cuckoo’s nest.”

Brad thinks he sees the family resemblance already.

“Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he’s a bit of me.”

The’ve even got some little helpers.

“[Shiloh] and Z pick out [the twins'] clothes and help change and hold them,” says Angelina “It’s sweet – they are little mommies.” There’s even a cute little picture of the Shiloh holding Vivienne.

The entire 19-page spread will hit newsstands this week.

Word on the street( Okay it’s not the street. It’s Just Jared. He’s like the street. Right?) is that People has snagged the the rights to Vivianne and Knox’s first photos. TMZ insists that the pics went for at least 16 million, while JJ says the photos went for between $10 million and $15 million. Of course the funds are set for charity. Speculation is that People paid between $3 million and $4 million for Shi’s photos though People has confirmed the price.

Other high priced celebrity baby pics include:

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s fraternal twins graced a March 2008 People cover for a cool $6 million.

and

Dannielynn Smith
Daughter of Anna Nicole Smith. OK! paid a reported $2 million for their April 2007 cover.

Pop Sugar has announced the 2nd Annual PopSugar 100. Besides 20 million votes, the folks at the uber popular website looked at “likeability, talent, style, class, and looks” and the PopFactor. Angelina and Brad landed the number one and number two spots respectively. Angelina was lauded for her humanitarian work and devotion to family. Brad got props for his critically acclaimed movies, devotion to family and work to rebuild New Orleans. Others in the top ten included Johnny Depp, Reese Witherspoon, David Beckham, George Clooney and Heidi Klum.

I doubt that Angie and Brad care about this kind of stuff but it’s fun for us fans. Now when are we going to see those babies? Just kidding. It’ll probably be a few weeks before we see the twins. Who knows if the family is still in France or have fled to Greece like it’s been rumored.