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Jennifer Aniston is off her rocker… and burning babies?

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According to the people at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, Jennifer Aniston has completely lost it. Apparently Jennifer’s “friends” decided to open their mouths to US Weekly who printed the, more-or-less fodder in January’s issue. These “close friends” are claiming that Aniston’s mental state is “fragile” lately, particularly since Vince Vaughn’s cheating and Angelina’s maryad of interviews to promote her new movie The Good Shepherd.

On the effect of seeing pictures of baby Shiloh:
“she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she’s been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street.”

On how she deal with it:
“throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It’s creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours.”

Hey, there’s a bright side:
“At least she’s stopped watching ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn’t healthy.”

According to IDontLikeYouInThatWay “Jennifer Aniston could eat live bunnies and seem less crazy”. I personally think that’s taking it a little lot too far, but I do agree with them that if Jennifer is really burning baby dolls in her back yard that she should seek help, and not pass go on her way to the pharmacy to fill her perscription of Prozac.

I do think IDLYITW has a point in saying, “In Jennifer’s defense, it must suck knowing that the only reason you were ever considered A-list has moved on and started a family with someone who is better than you in every possible way. Not in Jennifer’s defense, it’s been two years. If my math is right, this means it takes less time for a newborn baby to speak in complete sentences than it does for Jennifer Aniston to realize Brad Pitt isn’t coming back home.”


15 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston is off her rocker… and burning babies?”

  1. Giulia Simolo Says:

    Oh my goodness, that is crazy! I like how they say it wasn’t healthy for JA to watch Mr & Mrs Smith over and over, yet that’s nada compared to the other stuff. Sheesh, maybe JA should consider roles in a horror flick as the serial stalker :-)

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  2. Isabel Says:

    Ouch.

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