The Sports Gal blasts Angelina Jolie
The Sports Gal is the wife of ESPN writer Bill Simmons. Somewhere along the lines, someone decided that her opinion counted and she now gets a little blurb on the side of her greater-known hubby entitled “The Sports Gal Speaks” This is what she had to say:
I used to really like Angelina Jolie. Ever since she starred in “Gia,” I admired her flawless natural beauty, as well as the many character flaws that made her more likable and less threatening overall. Maybe she was a recovering drug addict, a cutter, a brother kisser, and a blood vial-wearing skank who looked like she showered once a week, but she didn’t care what others thought and was totally comfortable going out in public without tons of makeup on. So that made her likable, at least to me. Even when she married Billy Bob Thornton, who’s absolutely disgusting, I didn’t hold it against her.
Then everything changed: She adopted Maddox, became a goodwill ambassador, started making normal movies and slowly made everyone forget that she was crazy. Next, she seduced and stole the husband of one of the most likable female celebs, adopted another baby with her stolen man, then had his biological child months before his divorce was even done. Now she travels all over the world in private jets wasting fuel and pretending to do nice things when we all know she’s really a husband-stealing witch. But what really turned me into a full fledged Angelina hater was this month’s Vogue article about her, with Angelina smugly pushing for peace talks between her and Jennifer Aniston, even having the gall to say, “That would be her decision, and I would welcome it.” If I were Jennifer Aniston, I would welcome it, too. Then I would meet Angelina for lunch and repeatedly smash a chair over her head.
All I have to say? Grrr. Heaven forbid someone grows up a little and does a little good in this world.
February 9th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
So what Sports Girl (what sort of woman calls herself that)? Trouble in paradise?
November 6th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
If she were really and truly a “husband-stealing witch” she would still be stealing husbands, which she clearly does not have the time in her schedule acting, mothering, loving Brad and James and saving the planet to do. Nuff said.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
all i can say is screw you sports girl
angelina is a legend..