This just in: Angelina Jolie is a Witch!
Um. Not the Pagan kind or the Halloween kind with the pointy hat either… we’re talking about the kind that you can usually interchange the w for a b and still have an accurate description of the person.
US Magazine reports that a source close to Jennifer Aniston said “She is so torn-up about the fact that Brad was able to move on and has a perfect family life with that witch.?. Hmmm, if that’s to be believed, then apparently Jen is still having a hard time enduring Brad’s relatively public relationship with Angelina. I hope for everyone involved that Jen has either already moved on (every now and then a source gets it wrong, go figure!) or will move on shortly. Her original pain is starting to look a wee bit whiny.
At least the perfect family is happy. Or so we hope.
February 9th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
It’s about time Jennifer has moved on as Angie and Brad not only has family together but she is the mother of his baby girl, shop shut. IF reports have been correct in respect to Brad wanting a baby and Jennifer not wanting one, and I mean who’s the one with a family now and a newborn!?!, sorry Jenny ya had your chance.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Sicko Jennifer, Jennifer big jealous.. lost her everything that her problem……… Angelina is not witch that Not her fault because Brad Pitt fall in love with Angelina and match each other and love her, can not live without his kids…… Angelina Mostly beautiful her big heart, generous poor people and love Brad so much….. Will Brad and Angelina get marrying this year .. will be more big Family and more happy .. Better then Jennifer not match .. I know Jennifer big selfish and big jealous.. big meaning…. Maybe Brad have many good reasons never want with Jennifer first place….. but now Brad more happy with Angelina.. Support her and kids forever……… Smile!!!!
October 17th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
angie, a witch? i dont agree with that. it wasn’t her fault that she has the face of a goddess and a lips that even human beings with the same gender as her would want to kiss. And besides, its Hollywood. And Bradd’s not a saint.. He’s a guy — with needs.. Jen doesn’t want kids, and she’s old.. Angie loves kids and she’s vibrant. If you’re a guy, what do u choose?